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Why would a ministry that serious about their faith and Bible study, have a joke page?!
Dick was known for his goofy jokes and "Reader's Digest" humor. He said before he dedicated his life to the ministry, that he dreamed of being a comedian. He and Betty both were always up for a good laugh and believed that laughter, joy, and fun should be a part of the Christian experience. It is in this spirit of good fun, that we fondly add this page. We hope you enjoy the humor and take a moment to chuckle.**We will be adding to this page regularly!**
 

 A young couple invited their older pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied.

"Goat?" the pastor replied startled, "Are you sure about that?"

"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard my dad say to my mom, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'"
 
 

How to properly bury a dead goldfish:

Little Tim was in the garden filing in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to, Tim?"

"My goldfish died, " replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I just buried him."

"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."


 

Denominational Humor:

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But for the light to continue, you'll have to send in a donation.

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.

How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb however, if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-lived, and tinted; all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ.


 

Holiday characters that could never be women:

Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous.
Cupid flies around carrying weapons.
Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers.


 

Martha Stewart's Tips For Rednecks...

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be performed in private using one's OWN truck keys.


2. Refrain from talking to characters on the movie screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

3. Kissing the bride more than three seconds may get you shot.


 

Something to think about:

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and people crooked.


Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?

Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace, and your best days are never so good that you're beyond the need of God's grace.